1 ) Can I be in Endowed ?

Probably not. Endowed is an invite only clan. We take pride in the fact that we all know each other in the real world or were recommended by other Endowed members. Beside that, we're snotty people.

2 ) Who's the admin for your server ?

Any Endowed clan member has admin privileges.

3 ) Who do you host your game server with?

We host our server with Gamedaemons. Check them out at www.gamedaemons.net. Can't say enough about these guys. Our pings kick ass and our service is excellent.

4 ) Who pays for your server?

We do. Endowed members pay dues.

5 ) Whoa! You pay dues to be in Endowed?

Of course. You think game servers pay for themselves? Maybe when we've successfully launched our line of Endowed merchandise (wanna buy an Endowed urinal cake?), we'll stop charging dues. For the time being, we gotta pay the bills.

6 ) What if one of you Endowed members is being a prick to me?

Send an e-mail to one or more of the other members of Endowed, and we'll review your claim. If you were being an asshole first, don't bother. In game, it's good to keep in mind that your tone of voice often will not come across when using team_say or all_say. Be careful what you say...things are easily misinterpreted. A good rule to follow is: Be nice!

7 ) I was banned and I don't think I should have been. What can I do?

State your case in the Banned Forum on our message board. Once again, we'll review your claim and get back to you.

8 ) Friendly fire sucks. Why do you guys have it on?

Endowed is striving to be a competitive clan, and every tournament ladder that we've seen regulates that friendly fire be on during matches. Besides, it helps us all learn to shoot at the right people instead of spraying shots around needlessly.

9 ) I was just goofing around and I killed a teammate a few times, and then I got kicked. What's the deal with that? I mean, I was just having fun...

TEAM KILLING WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! Chances are, the player you killed was not having fun when you killed him. If you kill or injure a teammate by accident, apologize! This way we know that you made a mistake and weren't simply being an asshole.

10 ) Some guy on my team shot me a couple times, so I killed him. Then I got kicked. C'mon, he shot me first!

Say it with me. TEAM KILLING WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! If someone shot at you, did they do it on purpose? Are they being an asshole? Point it out to an admin and we'll take care of it. Do not retaliate. Then we have to kick you both.

11 ) CSGuard keeps saying that I have a cheat on my system, and it's just a sound file. Can you get CSGuard to knock it off?

No. Move or delete the file.

12 ) This guy was cheating last night, admins were on, and none of them were doing anything about it. What gives?

We hate cheaters, and are dedicated to providing a cheat free gaming environment. If there's a suspected cheater on the server, rest assured that we are probably already watching this player. Hollering at us every time you get killed to "ban the cheater" will not do any good. Just let us take care of it. We hate them as much as you do.

13 ) Does bug cheat?

No. Well, all right, only on Sundays.

14 ) Does nude pants wear pants?

No. He wears flesh colored nylons.

15 ) Is orphan the reincarnation of Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's?

Yes.

16 ) Is grep a UNIX guy?

No. He programs in perl for a living, and likes to grep arrays whenever it's practical.

17 ) EviL_CoW keeps turning me into a llama!!! Make him stop!!!

No. It's fun to watch, and you probably deserve it.

18 ) When is snuf sober?

We're not sure. We'll let you know when we find out.

19 ) Whitchit keeps AWPing me. Can't you take the AWP out of the game?

No. He AWPs me all the time too, the little weiner.

20 ) Beech keeps killing me and his ping is 200 while mine is 30. What's up with that?

He hates us low ping whores so much that he's gotten good at killing us.

21 ) Can you get Cockgobbler to stop talking trash at me? It hurts my feelings.

We've discerned that CG cannot utter a sentence without talking about his own ass. He's just making the best of an awkward situation.