| Name: | Max |
| Age: | 27 |
| Occupation: | School Bus Driver (short bus) |
| Status: | Live in girlfriend |
| Location: | Saint Paul, MN |
| Playing CS for: | Since beta 3 |
| Gaming rig: | Trash 80 |
| Music: | Silver Jews, Sea and Cake, Archers of Loaf |
| Hobbies: | Making music, dining and dance, impersonating THE FACE. |
| Comments: | You are not a man/until you pacify that ass. |