| Name: | Brent |
| Age: | 23 |
| Occupation: | Professional Corporate Lackey |
| Status: | Sorry gentlemen, I'm married. |
| Location: | Suburbia, MN |
| Playing CS for: | About 1.5 years |
| Gaming rig: | I have a monitor plugged into a room full of Super Squirrels doing complex math. |
| Music: | They Might be Giants, Songs by Barney, solos played on air guitars. |
| Hobbies: | Upsetting the elderly people. |
| Comments: | Endowed are "Retarded for each other." |