| Name: | Kevin |
| Age: | 27 |
| Occupation: | fool |
| Status: | Living in sin |
| Location: | Minneapolis |
| Playing CS for: | Since late Jan. 2002 |
| Gaming rig: | ASCI White, with magneto-electric motion capture "virtual reality" input system. Tera-bit ethernet connection. |
| Music: | Cock rock |
| Hobbies: | I like football and porno and books about war. I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor. |
| Comments: | I actually have parents. Fooled you. Also, if you drew a straight line between where bug is sitting right now and where grep is sitting right now (about 300 yards), I would be right on that line, at about the 100-yard marker, and I would pee on you as you walked by, drawing your stupid line. |